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Name: ninja tiff
Birthday: 1/12/1987
Gender: Female
Interests: i like to run down the street in the dead of night screaming THE SKY IS FALLING. i want a pet tiger - jasmine is spoiled. i love God, missionary work, music, the ocean, wind, staring at the stars at night, people, reading about far away places, pillows, and those GIANT daisies. i sing all the time - loudly, but not prettily (is that a word?)and muffins. i love muffins. they're so muffinlicious. my middle name is cooler than yours. i really wish that i could fly.
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AIM:  frinkle16
Member Since:
4/16/2005
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| hold onto your socks everybody cause i'm updating! (don't you hate that when you're socks just fly right off? one time i was so shocked my shoes flew off and hit my older brother the whale tamer in the head! yeah, crazy i know. he's never been the same since.)
so anyways, i am now at LIFE. i've made a bunch of friends and i'm having a great time, but i do miss you all. classes start tomorrow so that's kind of exciting. well i can't really sit and chit chat with all of you xangites who have no life because we're going to the beach! see ya later crocodile! :) | | |
| oh wow. look... an update. isn't this the single most exciting moment
of your life? yeah, that's what i figured. so anyways, i am only
updating to say "so long, adios, over and out, hasta la vista baby, i'm
going to albania!" i know that you will all miss me dearly, but dry
those eyes! i will return. yes, i know that the agony and pain of going
on without me will be severe, but i believe that you can make it
through. we all must endure trials in our lives. however, studies have
shown that sitting down with a pint of Ben and Jerry's coffee heath ice
cream and watching Return to Me over and over again can lessen the pain
and hurt you feel inside. so go on... wallow in self pity and i will
see you and your soon to be fat self later.
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so guess what. i killed a bird. there i was, driving along, minding my
own business, singing along to Ingram Hill, chatting the time away with
little kellyn, and then BLAM! birdy flies into window. birdy falls onto
street. tiff almost has heart attack and crashes car. (oh yeah and
speaking of heart attack i thought i was going to seriously have one
yesterday. my arm was all spaz-like and hurting and feeling all
wierd and i began remembering that stupid Ever After movie where the
dad's arm hurts and then he dies and i started hyperventilating and
flinging my arm about to get the pain to leave and yelling I"M
TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! but then i realized that it was only because i was
carrying a whole bunch of clothes on hangers on my arm for a long time
and so the muscles got all tight. anyways. it was scary)
so anyways. this weekend was awesome. but i now have 1.5 million
mosquito bites on my legs. so here's a thought for you to ponder....
snow white lived in the forest. with animals. and she looked like she
had nice plump and juicy white skin. why did she not get five million
mosquito bites?! were the mosquitos her friends too?! i always thought
that mosquitos were like the spawn of satan and they couldn't be
anyone's friend because they are so evil. i mean, Disney makes all
sorts of nice stories about animals but have they ever made one about
little mosquitos? that's disturbing if they have. anyways, i will
see you all at my grad party on sat night where every time i walk by,
you will, oddly enough, recieve a very strong whiff of bug spray.
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| the bad news: i'm working on thursday night and can't go to church. yes
yes, i know this brings tears to your eyes - especially to winston's.
but hopefully i'll be able meet up with you all afterwards when you go
somewhere to eat.
the good news: i made up a new dance move. it's modeled after those
brilliant creatures we like to call birds. i call it "the flacaca".
more good news: i found hideous fabric in my corner of the garage i
commonly refer to as "my happy place" and i'm going to make something
out of it just to drive jen up the wall. man this makes me so happy.
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| I GOT A JOB! at New York & Company! yes yes i know. i'm awesome.
lol. actually God is awesome. wow. amazing. anyways, you all better
come visit me! or i'll cry. hard.
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